{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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