The Vice and Virtue Ministry is the second album by The Happy Bullets. The album's name is a fictional British prep school that spoofs the name of a former Taliban governmental department, the Vice and Virtue Ministry.
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{"type":"standard","title":"ʻAbdu'l-Bahá","displaytitle":"ʻAbdu'l-Bahá","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q216954","titles":{"canonical":"ʻAbdu'l-Bahá","normalized":"ʻAbdu'l-Bahá","display":"ʻAbdu'l-Bahá"},"pageid":3019,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Picture_of_Abdul-Baha.jpg/330px-Picture_of_Abdul-Baha.jpg","width":320,"height":426},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Picture_of_Abdul-Baha.jpg","width":7223,"height":9605},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289165995","tid":"b6f4c136-2ac2-11f0-ba2c-559b0128f25a","timestamp":"2025-05-06T21:40:23Z","description":"Head of the Baháʼà Faith from 1892 to 1921","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%CA%BBAbdu'l-Bah%C3%A1"}},"extract":"ʻAbdu'l-Bahá, born ʻAbbás, was the eldest son of Baháʼu'lláh, founder of the Bahá’à Faith, who designated him to be his successor and head of the Baháʼà Faith from 1892 until 1921. ʻAbdu'l-Bahá was later cited as the last of three \"central figures\" of the religion, along with Baháʼu'lláh and the Báb, and his writings and authenticated talks are regarded as sources of Baháʼà sacred literature.","extract_html":"
ʻAbdu'l-Bahá, born ʻAbbás, was the eldest son of Baháʼu'lláh, founder of the Bahá’à Faith, who designated him to be his successor and head of the Baháʼà Faith from 1892 until 1921. ʻAbdu'l-Bahá was later cited as the last of three \"central figures\" of the religion, along with Baháʼu'lláh and the Báb, and his writings and authenticated talks are regarded as sources of Baháʼà sacred literature.
"}{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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