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{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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Metropolitan is a fantasy novel by American writer Walter Jon Williams, first published in 1995. A sequel, City on Fire, was published in 1997.
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{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}